i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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