Do vagina's smell?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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