i would punch a child for taco bell
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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