I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He passed out mid-signature
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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