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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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