i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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