You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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