oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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