Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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