I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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