Quick, to the slutcave!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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