Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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