Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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