i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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