I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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