ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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