The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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