Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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