I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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