I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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