I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sorry about my life...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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