Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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