So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
