Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
sex in a hospital.. check
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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