she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.