did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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