Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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