My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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