ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize