I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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