She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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