I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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