there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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