We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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