You just made me feel so damn special
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
