Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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