Buhtt sex?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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