Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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