windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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