Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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