In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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