When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You may now shotgun with the bride
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
