i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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