And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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