Your mouth is God's brothel.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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