I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Randomize
