they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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