I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
