there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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