My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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