let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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