your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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